Catwoman vs Cat Lady
Catwoman: Wears an exotic perfume.
Cat Lady: Wears a heady mix of catnip, cat food, and tuna juice.
Catwoman: Her wardrobe has a lot of leather, rubber, and high boots with stiletto heels.
Cat Lady: Her wardrobe is full of dressing gowns, tracksuits and ratty slippers, all covered in cat fur.
Catwoman: She’ll cut you and you’ll never even feel it.
Cat Lady: She’ll apologize for the scratches inflicted by Simba, he was just playing!
Catwoman: Speaks in a throaty, seductive voice.
Cat Lady: “Who’s a good baby? You are! Yes you are! Oh yes you are.”
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